Archive for category Stupidity in action
Must’ve been a brain freeze?
May 29
If you’re going to be making up words in your advertising campaign, you probably ought to take extra care to check all of your non-joke copy. People will actually take the extra time to read it all looking for something funny. In this case, it turned out to be unintentionally so. I wonder how many million of these table card displays Wendy’s printed without noticing the typo.

Check out this cool video of a guy in Finland skydiving with a pair of homemade ROCKET BOOTS.
I know I’ve been bad. I haven’t posted anything other than a few random camera phone shots in several weeks. But there’s a reason for my recent radio silence.
I finally took a cue from Johnny Paycheck (as written by David Allan Coe) and shoved the day job so I could go into business for myself. My last day at the hoochie factory in the online relationship business was January 27th and I’m now officially on my own.
(You can celebrate with me by downloading Take This Job and Shove It from iTunes and singing along!)
Quitting your job can be a great feeling if you’re leaving on good terms, and this was just such an event. Scott even gave me a trophy!

The last day in the office was like a birthday party. I actually received several other gifts from my friends on the team, but unfortunately (for you) most of them aren’t exactly appropriate for public viewing. While I don’t miss the daily grind, I already miss my office friends. They’re A+ in my book.
So what am I doing? Two things, for now:
- I’m helping start up a textbook publishing company. I’m mostly doing web work for them for now, but will be editing and probably doing a little marketing magic as well. We’re still pretty early in the game on this one, so there’s nothing to show off yet, but I’m really excited about it.
- I’m also helping my friend Carol grow her wellness center, Integrated Healthworks, through a little more of that marketing magic. (Step one: Website version 2.0 coming soon!) If you’re in need of a good headshrinking, therapeutic massage or advice from a registered dietician give IH a call. (And if you tell them Bo sent you they probably won’t hang up on you! You might as well take advantage while I still have a good reputation!)
So … since I’ve been getting the working from home in gym shorts gig up and running, you can understand why things have been a little hectic … hence the limited posting activity.
Now that I’m a little more settled in (and stir crazy) you can expect the updates to arrive with greater frequency. So hooray for blogging.
So outside of the work stuff, what’s going on? Here are some random anecdotes about my last couple of weeks:
1 – A Call to Action
Last Saturday the phone rang and I looked down at the caller ID to see:

“I better answer this!” I said to myself. “Superman may be in trouble and his sidekick/photographer immediately thought to call me because the only thing that can save Supes from Lex Luthor’s latest dastardly villainous plan is my keen recollection of pop culture trivia!”
It turns out Jimmy just wanted me to vote for some local schmoe for county judge. It was a big disappointment to say the least.
2 – Delivery at the Drive-In
I drove to Sonic to grab one of those tasty Tuesday night half-price burgers. While I’m munching away on my #2 cheeseburger with jalapeños a Domino’s driver parks in the spot next to me and runs a couple of pizzas inside.
I have two thoughts on this:
- It’s cool that the fine folks at the local Sonic are getting rewarded for good service with a pizza dinner.
- Even though I know I wouldn’t want to eat at the same place every day, it’s still somehow a bit disconcerting that people who work at a restaurant have to order out for food from somewhere else.
When it comes down to it though, it doesn’t matter. Sonic’s Strawberry Limeade is crazy delicious. It’s addictive. It’s like crack, but cheaper, tasty, and a lot less bad for you.
3 – China Hates Jesus, Loves Jesus Merchandise
I like to collect kitschy religious junk, like this goofy Answer Me Jesus figurine I got at Urban Outfitters:

It’s like a Magic 8 Ball, but when you turn it over, the advice is all Jesusy.
But you’ll also notice this:

I have to wonder how the Chinese government justifies itself on stuff like this. It’s a good idea to repress religious expression, unless you can cash in on it? I wonder if these are legal for sale in Lhasa.
4 – The top 4 search terms that brought people to my website in January
- aquacar
- small bathroom
- snl weiners wmv
- thrifty nickel vicksburg ms
If you actually read this far, you have way too much time on your hands.
On Stupidity and Wisdom
Dec 3
When all the myriad streams that flow in different places, each with its own color and taste, enter the great ocean, they blend and become just one taste, with one name. In the same way, stupidity and wisdom both become one in the awakened mind. When one first starts along the path, there seems to be a distinction that this is stupidity and that is wisdom. But later, when one penetrates more deeply, one finds there is no difference between stupidity and wisdom.
—Visuddhi Magga
(Thanks, Tony!)
I’m back. Back in black.
Jul 20
Sorry for the lack of blogging recently. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks, and there just hasn’t been enough time in the day.
I’ve been thinking of you, though. No, really, baby. I’ve missed you. Missed you tons. I promise.
In fact, I decided to hop over to Amazon and get you a present. While I was there, I checked out my “Gold Box” offers. You know what I’m talking about? It’s that little treasure chest in the upper right hand corner of the page. Every day they’ll show you a few items that are on sale “today only.” They must have some genius demographic analysts working for them, because their little page knew just what to show me to get my attention:

Gotta love the dichotomy of those pairings. Very Zen. Like Yin and Yang. Ebony and ivory, together in perfect harmony.
Have you wondered where I’ve been hiding for the last week?
I’ve been holed up in my house cleaning up the mess left by a couple of idiot asshat thugs who broke into my house last Thursday. (Click here to check out pictures of the destruction.)
The jerkweeds jacked open the front door around 11:45am, and were long gone by the time the police arrived 10 minutes later. (Who said you could get a pizza faster? Apparently, you’re wrong.)
The bad news is that in their short stay in my humble abode they managed to cause several thousand dollars worth of damage and steal a few things, too. The short list includes:
- My crappy 5 year old 27″ TV
- Both of my TiVos
- My DVD player
- My IBM ThinkPad
- Most (but not all) of my PlayStation games and memory cards
There’s plenty of good news, though. (Believe it or not.)
- They didn’t get anything irreplaceable like my Aggie Ring or guitars.
- The alarm probably limited them to one armload of stuff.
- The laptop they got didn’t have anything on it. I had reformatted it the weekend before and hadn’t installed anything but Windows XP on it.
- State Farm rocks, and is very helpful with this whole thing (Did I actually just say that about an insurance company?)
- My new front door looks much better than the old one.
- I’ve found plenty of humor in this. For example, the idiots didn’t get remotes to any of the items the stole. All of the remotes they grabbed went to components they didn’t take. If they want my lousy 27″ Philips boob tube, they can have it. Let them get up to change the channels!
- The TiVos they stole won’t do them any good either. I reported them stolen to TiVo, so they can no longer log in to the TiVo server to download new program guides. I hope they’re happy watching old episodes of MythBusters and Gilmore Girls, because they’re definitely not going to be recording anything new!
Click here to check out pictures of the destruction.
That’s all I have to report for now. Feel free to shoot me questions, or post them in the comments section.
Yes, Arizona has jumped up a few notches in my book.
From azcentral.com:
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office will invoke the state’s “stupid motorist law” for the first time, after a Cave Creek man drove around traffic barricades and tried to cross a flooded street last week in his Hummer.
Of course, this is the part that’s most puzzling to me:
If he is found guilty of the charge in Cave Creek Municipal Court, he will be prosecuted under the state’s stupid motorist law, which was passed in 1995 and requires drivers to reimburse the state for the cost of rescues.
It’s taken them 10 years to find a motorist stupid enough to prosecute? You’ve gotta be kidding me…
Have you seen all of the hoopla about “The Gates” in Central Park?
Well, now check out “The Crackers.”

Brilliant!

