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Why I won’t be buying an iTunes phone

This article from The Guardian pretty much echoes my feeling on the new Motorola ROKR, the much ballyhooed and uber-hyped “iTunes phone.”

Why won’t I be buying one?

  1. It can only fit 100 songs – and that’s a programmed limitation, not a technical one. I suppose they just didn’t want the Rokr eating into iPod sales. But I would have gladly paid $500 for one of these things if it could truly function as both devices and I could have some pocket space back. (My current Nokia cost $199, and so did my iPod… in my mind, they just left $100 on the table.)
  2. It can’t download songs straight to the phone – you have to download them on your computer and then transfer them over. Again, there’s no real technological reason for this. I can download ringtones directly to my phone. Again, the logic appears to be the fear of cannibalization of existing revenues from computers. But again, I look at it as money left on the table. I think of songs I want when I’m at concerts, or talking with friends, or listening to the radio in the car. I can’t count how many times I’ve sat in front of my computer at home, browsing through iTunes and racking my brain trying to remember what songs I had been telling myself not to forget about just a few hours before. iTunes was such a revolutionary new product because it greatly reduced location as a barrier to sales. Since I didn’t have to take the effort to cart myself up to the store, it eliminated laziness as an excuse for not buying music, since I could do it from home. If they had incorporated purchase capabilities into the Rokr, it would’ve eliminated the location barrier almost entirely. I’m positive I would have spent more money on iTunes if they hadn’t been so afraid of including this feature.
  3. You can’t use your iTunes as ringtones. Again, there’s no technological reasoning for this shortcoming. Speculation is that this was done to appease the mobile operators, who currently make a buttload of money off of their crappy ringtones.

You combine these things together, and what do you really have? Basically you have the exact same phone I have now, but with a really crappy iPod that I would never use built in.

Congratulations Apple and Motorola. You just lost a $249 sale. And it could’ve been $500. (Not to mention lost iTunes revenue…) Too bad. I was really looking forward to this.

Case of mistaken identity?

This just in: Kraft sued for spamming

Don’t they realize Spam is a Hormel product?

Sign that the end of the online dating world is nigh

As many of you may know, I work for an online dating company. Well, over the last year or so, this industry has become pretty darned crowded. There’s a lot of competition out there now, and one major trend is specialization. There are sites for religious matching, sites for people with specific jobs, and even sites that focus on finding people with compatible pets. But the latest site to enter the market really took me by surprise:

“Hannidate 2005, where you may find your perfect match through Hannity style romance.”

Yes, Sean Hannity.

Yes, that Sean Hannity.

I tell you, if his service doesn’t match him up with Alan Colmes, there’s no justice in this world.

I, I, Me, Me, Mine

What sort of response do you think you’ll get when you ask the richest man in the world the following question?

“In recent years, there’s been a lot of people clamoring to reform and restrict intellectual-property rights. It started out with just a few people, but now there are a bunch of advocates saying, ‘We’ve got to look at patents, we’ve got to look at copyrights.’ What’s driving this, and do you think intellectual-property laws need to be reformed?

If you answered that he’d call them commies, you’re right!

“No, I’d say that of the world’s economies, there’s more that believe in intellectual property today than ever. There are fewer communists in the world today than there were. There are some new modern-day sort of communists who want to get rid of the incentive for musicians and moviemakers and software makers under various guises. They don’t think that those incentives should exist.”

Check out the News.com story here. (That question in the Q&A is pretty close to the end.)

Bill Gates can credit pretty much his entire fortune to his ability to take advantage of the existing copyright and patent laws. What would you expect him to say? That he thinks the whole system is screwed up and needs reform? He’s precisely the sort of person who benefits from the current model.

(Perhaps ironically, some would argue that he started his fortune by BREAKING those laws.)

Lawyers can’t flush urinal photo

Check out the story here.

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray…

So I’m dreaming of California.

If I lived there, I could live off of one day’s wages. That’s right — one day’s wages.

California has imposed a ban on spyware, and this might just be my ticket to riches!

According to their new law, “Consumers are able to seek up to $1,000 in damages if they think they have fallen victim to the intrusive software.”

Check out the details in this story from BBC News

Here’s my plan:

I figure I could have 80 spyware applications installed by 10am, and have my legal papers drawn up and served by dinnertime.

See you on the beach!

Smells Like Teen Commerce

Check out the story at this link.

Yes, former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic recently auctioned himself off on eBay.

Here’s what I find funny about it:

  1. Somebody was willing to pay money to hang out with arguably the most useless musician of the Grunge Era. (Remember, this is the guy who dropped his own bass on his head at the MTV Video Music Awards.)
  2. Somebody was not only willing to pay for this … but willing to pay $7300.
  3. This certain somebody was willing to pay $7300 to have Krist Novoselic personally fly the two of them around in his Cessna. Again, this is the guy who dropped his own bass on his head. I don’t think I’d set foot in a plane piloted by the guy.
  4. This certain somebody was willing to sign a waiver of liability should said bassist drop the plane on said somebody’s head.

Just waiting for the Spammer to fall

Think you’ve got a spam problem? Well, Bill Gates gets 4 Million junk emails every day according to Steve Balmer. Check out the story here.

As an “email professional” I deal with spam every day. Usually from the point of view that yourinternet provider thinks that my email is spam. Actually, Tony does all of the hard work negotiating with ISPs and such … I just think about it a lot. And try to come up with subject lines that avoid the words “FREE” and “CIALIS.” The former is pretty hard, the latter is, too, but doesn’t ever come up. (Two puns in one sentence … aren’t ya proud of me?)

If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that there’s not a good solution for proving that you asked for my email. (In our case, you probably paid for it!) And there’s not a good system for blocking the unwanted stuff either. Something has to be done … but let me tell ya, filtering ain’t it. Spammers are a lot smarter than any filter. The result is that plenty of email you actually wanted gets caught in the crossfire. How many times have you sent someone an important note and they swore up and down they never got it? Chances are pretty good it got kicked out by a spam filter.

In the meantime, I’ve turned my filters off. Every ISP still filters before it ever gets to the mailbox, but it’s a start. I’ve become very tolerant. And you know what? The delete key isn’t that hard to master. Once you get the hang of it, it’s really quick and effective … and I don’t lose nearly as many emails.

Of course, I also don’t get 4 Million of these scams a day, either.

Can you hear me now?

Apparently, my ISP has been having issues today due to the high volume of election-related net traffic. Here’s the skinny from their support site:

Based on yesterday’s leadup, today we are guaranteeing an extraordinary level of traffic as the US heads to the polls and the commentary/liveblogging begins. As we also host several of the official election supervisor sites for large counties in Florida, no doubt those sites will be seeing a tremendous upswing as well.

So that’s kind of cool. It makes me feel somehow connected to history in the making. Although, I get the feeling that election supervision in Florida must be a futile job … like proctoring a literacy exam at Texas Tech or something.

You gotta fight for your right

If you hear nothing else from this post:

GO VOTE

Now, check out the variety of data and reports on this site:
http://www.electoral-vote.com/

I don’t care what your political affiliation is. I don’t care who you vote for. You have to admire the depth of this information. THIS is what news should be. And to think, it’s all done by an amatuer. Fantastic.

Here are a few of the bits I found interesting:

Okay. Enough for now, I’m going to bed. I will rest comfortably, and with a clear conscience, knowing that I voted for the best candidate … even though he won’t get elected. (And no, it wasn’t Nader.)