Like the top of the Hancock Building

I didn’t feel like backpacking the “real” camera in two miles to the parade (and wandering around with it all day) so all I got were shots from the cellphone crapcam, but some are entertaining none-the-less.

You can view the slideshow here.

Seriously? What’s next? A Dick Trickle trivet holder? Robby Gordon toilet brush?

Besides, a more natural product tie in would’ve been the waffle iron.

Sadly, though, I would have bought this thing if the lid had fit better. $50 crock pot for $15? That’s a steal!

War Eagle!

Happy Holidays, y’all.

I’m hungry for turducken.

Dear Nationwide,

I don’t know who “Smart Driver” is, but I do know he doesn’t live here.
Please stop sending me his mail.

Thank you,
Bo