This picture was from my first “sleepover” birthday party. I believe this was in the second grade. As you can tell, we were some crazy mofos.

So what does this have to do with election day? Not much, except you should keep in mind that these crazy mofos have been old enough to vote for over a decade now. Think your vote’s not important? For every one of you, there are four nutjobs like these with a ballot and intent.

Or, alternatively, you could look at it this way … your vote is needed to counteract the poor judgment of the parents who got these obviously deranged kids hopped up on ice cream and caffiene resulting in THIS picture: