Archive for April, 2006

The Rockbottom Remainders

The Rockbottom Remainders played The Gypsy Tea Room in Dallas tonight.

According to guitar player and Pulitzer winning columnist Dave Barry, “We play music as well as Metallica writes novels.”

The Remainders are a band comprised mostly of writers. The lineup changes from show to show (because they play only once or twice a year) but for this gig it consisted of Dave Barry, Amy Tan, Mitch Albom, Scott Turow, Greg Iles, Ridley Pearson, and a few ringers who fancy themselves as “real” musicians. Tonight they were joined by Dave’s brother Sam, Mitch Albom’s wife, drummer Josh Kelly, saxophonist Erasmo Paulo and Monte Montgomery, who honestly may be the best guitar player I’ve ever seen live. I’ve seen him four or five times now, and every time it has blown me away what he’s capable of pulling out of that guitar.

Anyway, it was a helluva lot of fun, and went to benefit a good cause. Here are a few pictures from the show:

Mitch Albom sings Billy Joel's

Mitch Albom sings Billy Joel’s “You May Be Right”

Scott Turow

Scott Turow singing a Wilson Pickett song or something.

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Amy Tan doing

Amy Tan doing “Leader of the Pack” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!

Amy Tan disciplining the band

I take it back. Amy “Joy Luck Club” Tan in a dominatrix outfit whacking Mitch “The Five People You Meet in Heaven” Albom across the ass with a cat o’ nine tails is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Dave Barry

Dave Barry. I think he’s blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night.

Erasmo Paolo

Captain Picard has been stealing from Guinan’s wardrobe. And taking saxophone lessons.

Yes, that was a Trek joke, Thankyouverymuch. Actually, that’s Erasmo Paolo.

The band had a ringer, Monte Montgomery, who never fails to astound me every time I see him play.

The band had a ringer, Monte Montgomery, who never fails to astound me every time I see him play.

Mitch Albom as Elvis

Expect a sequel: Wednesdays with Elvis.

Scott Turow as Ziggy Stardust

Scott Turow as Ziggy Stardust.

Nostalgia Tuesday: What were they thinking?



Did they really dress me as a condom for halloween?
How did I successfully repress this memory?

(Be kind with your comments. My mom reads this internet…)

Is that your real name?

One of my favorite musicians is a singer/songwriter by the name of Slaid Cleaves. He’s got one of those rare voices that is simultaneously smooth as silk and rough as sandpaper. I stumbled upon his website tonight looking to see when he might be releasing his next album (May 23rd!), and while browsing around the site, I found this short essay he wrote about his relatively unusual name.

Apparently, people frequently ask him if “Slaid” is his real name. I guess I never thought about it. I just assumed it was too damn weird on its own to be made up.

As it turns out, it’s his middle name.

But as a guy who never really went by his given legal name until a couple of crotchety old teachers dictated otherwise, I can relate with his predicament. My first experience with the “is that your real name” conundrum was almost identical to his. He writes:

I’ve heard that question, oh, several hundred times I guess. The first time, the phrase was not in question form: “That’s not your real name; that’s your nickname. Richard is your real name.” This came from Mrs. McLean on the first day of first grade, and it pissed me off. It was my first encounter with fill-in-the-form bureaucracy. (How many times have you been asked for your middle name on a government or company form?) I had been writing S-l-a-i-d on all my drawings and finger paintings for about a year now, and I’d never been called Richard a day in my life. I didn’t know how to spell Richard, and I didn’t want to know. I knew what a nickname was, and I knew that Slaid was my real name.

If you just replace Mrs. McLean with Mrs. Patterson, that’s pretty much exactly how I remember it going down for me, too.

Anyway, I enjoyed reading his story and thought I’d share. (And conveniently plug one of my favorite artists.)

You can read the whole story here.

And you can buy his songs on iTunes by clicking here.
(I highly recommend the albums Wishbones and Broke Down.)

Who does Miguel Tejada think he is?



Vince Young?

Nostalgia Tuesday: Happy Easter



I’m not sure what sells this photo the best: the tie, the plaid, the tricycle, or the horn.

Either way, this is one of those I’ll share with you proactively, because a little self-depreciating humor is much safer than the immense blackmail potential this photo contains.

Nostalgia Tuesday: Visit from the Grandkids

grandparents and grandkids

What a couch, eh?

Radio Shack 500 Weekend Photo Recap



The spring NASCAR weekend was an absolute blast. Tony Stewart won the IROC race, Kurt Busch (unfortunately) won the Busch race, and Kasey Kahne won the Cup race. Dad and I got lots of quality male bonding time. How can you not love a sport where it’s so loud grunting becomes your primary form of communication? It was the perfect “guys’ weekend” recipe, in my book.

Anyway, I only took about 6 million pictures — most of them pointing the camera through our binoculars. (I’m still shocked this works so well.)

Below are links to the picture galleries. Many of the photos have hi-res versions available if you’re craving new wallpaper for your desktop. And if you’re not digging my color commentary on the slides, I highly recommend the “view as a slideshow” feature on Flickr.

Enjoy!

Radio Shack 500 Nextel Cup Race
O’Reilly 300 Busch Series Race
Radio Shack 500 Nextel Cup Happy Hour Practice
Radio Shack 500 Nextel Cup Qualifying
IROC Race

Cousin Carl Crashed



Crap.

Gordon gets a flat


Whee!


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